Impala-eating Rabbit
This creature of legend is rumored to inhabit the great plains of North America. This rabbit is a close relative to the Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth that inhabits the cave of Caerbannog. While very few of these rabbits have been spotted, they are rumored to have a taste for the wiring of Chevy Impalas. Stalking its prey for days on end, it strikes soon after the owner leaves the vehicle, but while the engine is still warm. It then enters the engine to strike at the heart of the Impala. After chewing on the wires for hours, it finally kills its prey, rendering it useless to its owner.
This creature has only been spotted a couple of times, but was never photographed until recently when one lucky individual was able to capture a grainy picture of it.
Not giving up its prize easily, the rabbit battled with the owner before finally realizing that even though it could take down a mighty Impala, it could not defeat this mighty human warrior. It escaped underneath the remains of its prey, and has not been sighted again.
January 5th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
Rabbits eat cars and Internet.